Monday, February 12

The Mornin' Got Me Cheezin..

Conversation taking place in ladies cubicle....

GiGi: Hey.. have you ever work at ABC Company? Cuz I'm trying to figure out where I seen you before.

Ms Specky: Nah..I been here working here. Is that where you from previously. You remember I told you before you seems familiar. You remind me of my school mate.

GiGi: Yeah I remember you saying something. Which school were you from? I'm from Westlake.

Ms Specky: Ghim Moh Sec (I think that's what she said). You do looks like her. She's older though.. you must be in your twenties right? How ol are you anyway?

GiGi (still in cubicle): Uhh.. wait let me zip up mah pant.. (now out of cubicle).. Girl we probably about the same age. I'm in my late _______.

Ms Specky (yahoo shock face): Nawww.... you can't be. You lying. You don't look your age or act like one. What you do?

GiGi (by now cheezin from ear to ear): Uhh.. maybe cuz I don't act my age....lol. How do you act your age anyway?...lol.

Ms Specky: Maybe its the way you carry yourself.

GiGi: You think so. I never really take note of it. But gurl you make my day!! Bless your heart!! Aight talk to you later.. and thanks.. (still cheezin.. shit I was practically floating on air).

What can I say.. lmao.. heck.... I was smiling till my dam facial hurt. I know she's not lying cuz she seems sincere and she was really taken aback when I told her how old I am.

Heck I aint complaining.. its Monday morning... my day started well with that compliment. Than I get a free lunch on top of that.... shit.....I was just saying my blessing and cheezin...lol.


Work was going rather smoothly, until about 4.30pm... I received a phone call from beyatch.

Beyatch: Hey GiGi, this is Beyatch.

Gigi: Wussup..

Beyatch: Hey, I know you going to be downloading 21 and 22 Feb China logs tomorrow (Tues) right?

GiGi: According to schedule yeah.

Beyatch: Can you download 23 Feb too. See I'm going on vacation thought maybe you could do that.

GiGi (who the fuck you think you are): Mm... listen Beyatch. I don't think I want to do that, since I have additional channels to deal with.

Beyatch: Yeah, but I'm going on leave and I have to blah blah blah

by than I wasn't listening to her no more...

GiGi: Listen, I'm not going to promise you anything ok. We see how it goes.

Now.. WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TELL ME, I NEED EXTRA LOAD OF WORK JUST TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR YELLOW ASS. It ain't my fucking problem that you going on leave... shit.. get someone else to cover your job.. CUZ THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.. COVERING SOMEONE ELSE SHIT WHILE THEY ON VACATION.

Now first of all..... WE YOUR CLIENT.... YOU SERVICE US.. YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO... WE TELL YOU WHAT NEED TO BE DONE.

Secondly, YOU NOT PAYING MY DAMN SALARY SO DON'T THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO... my pasty ass boss will tell me what I need to do... COMPRENDE?

Gawd... I was fuming by than. Here I was rushing to finish up my 3rd logs for the day and this beyatch think she can have her way. HEWL TO THE NAW!!

So, I decided to tell Henchman1, wussup with the phone call.

GiGi: Hey Henchman1, just got a call from Beyatch. She expect me to download extra load for china and I told her I won't be doing that. She going on vacation and want me to accommodate her. Can you deal with her cuz I'm not in the mood for it.

Henchman1: How many china you gotta do tomorrow?

Gigi: 2 china, 2 India.

Henchman1: Nah stick to the schedule we already max out to 2. I talk to her tomorrow.

Yeah while u max out to 2... my ass is up to 3 everyday... now shut the fuck up and deal with her.

GiGi: Exactly!! And thanks. Listen I don't want to impose on you about this, I appreciates your help. I don't want her calling Ms Attitude complaining on me refusing to download the extra log when we already max out.

Henchman1: Yeah... We see what we can do tomorrow.



Hmmm... guess I will find out when I step my ass to work in the morning....but for now.. I'm just delirious someone thinks I'm in my twenties..........whooo hoo!!




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