Monday, November 12

Plump G-Spot Anyone?

Was reading the cosmopolitan magazine when I come across this:

Designer G-Spots

Collagen isn't just for inflating lips. Some plastic surgeons are now administering G-Shots, collagen injections used to plump up women's G-spots to about the size of quarter. This makes the area more sensitive to stimulation for approximately four months.
The cost, about US$1800.


Basically, if you get bored with pumping collagen on your sagging face, now you can just spread your legs apart and have the surgeon prick the damn needle up your south zone.

OUCH!!...

Wonder if they numb the va-jay-jay before .. uhh.. dammit.. I'm having visuals.

I don't know about you folks, but hayle to the naaawwwww if I ever gonna do that kinda sh*t. Nosirreeebob!!

I'm sure the next group making a bee line to the plastic surgeon will be the loving same gender of the male species. As, I'm sure once they heard the wonder of plump G-spots , they would be wanting the same shot up their U KNOW WHERE (I can't remember the scientific name for the male g-spot) for that longer tingling sensation.

Ohhh lawdddddddd I'm having visuals again......... ewwwwwww.

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