Was checking my hotmail... the usual spam hoes and unimportant folks forwarding shit that you know you ain't going to read unless someone put a gun toed your head.
I mean.. what is wrong with folks now a days.. they can't say hello but have the time to forward email that was forwarded to them by 4 others folks they have no clue about. Guess it's their way of letting you know they thinking of you..... YEAH I THOUGHT OF YOU.. UHH.. SEE.. YOU PART OF THE ADDRESSEE... uhhh FUCK THAT !!
What pisses me most.. CHAIN FUCKING EMAILS!!!... Gawd... I swear folks are so paranoid!! Folks get all antsy and shit ... and they literally believe in chain email karma.. I swear...don't have faith in the big guy upstairs anymore. I deleted, reply to the sender and told their asses not to email me again...lol.
But today..ohhh tooodayyyyyyy .. I was taking a break from staring at the damn work screen, to check my email...and DAAYYYUUMMMMMM... I nearly fell off my dam seat. A loud gaspeth.. yes GASPETH.. and not gasp...escape my mouth.
There staring back at me... big ass glory pic of a BEAUTIFUL PENITH!!.. yes I said PENITH.. and not penis....lol...just humor me aight... for a while I forget my surrounding.. as my eyes was mesmerized by that uhh..uh.. georgeous looking dick of a man... sigh...
Hmmm... that dick makes me want to kareoke Lionel Ritchie song.. ALL NITE LONG.. ALL NITE.. ALL NITE LONG!!!!... hee hee.. ohh tingle tingle.. I was smiling like a Cheshire cat.. all cheesin and shit..
What can I said.. it makes my mundane work day.. uhh... bearable!!...lol.
ps: yes i do know who the sender is... whooo lawdddd.... *fanning with the church fan*
I mean.. what is wrong with folks now a days.. they can't say hello but have the time to forward email that was forwarded to them by 4 others folks they have no clue about. Guess it's their way of letting you know they thinking of you..... YEAH I THOUGHT OF YOU.. UHH.. SEE.. YOU PART OF THE ADDRESSEE... uhhh FUCK THAT !!
What pisses me most.. CHAIN FUCKING EMAILS!!!... Gawd... I swear folks are so paranoid!! Folks get all antsy and shit ... and they literally believe in chain email karma.. I swear...don't have faith in the big guy upstairs anymore. I deleted, reply to the sender and told their asses not to email me again...lol.
But today..ohhh tooodayyyyyyy .. I was taking a break from staring at the damn work screen, to check my email...and DAAYYYUUMMMMMM... I nearly fell off my dam seat. A loud gaspeth.. yes GASPETH.. and not gasp...escape my mouth.
There staring back at me... big ass glory pic of a BEAUTIFUL PENITH!!.. yes I said PENITH.. and not penis....lol...just humor me aight... for a while I forget my surrounding.. as my eyes was mesmerized by that uhh..uh.. georgeous looking dick of a man... sigh...
Hmmm... that dick makes me want to kareoke Lionel Ritchie song.. ALL NITE LONG.. ALL NITE.. ALL NITE LONG!!!!... hee hee.. ohh tingle tingle.. I was smiling like a Cheshire cat.. all cheesin and shit..
What can I said.. it makes my mundane work day.. uhh... bearable!!...lol.
ps: yes i do know who the sender is... whooo lawdddd.... *fanning with the church fan*
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