I'm going to name her Michelin... yap.. same brand as the one and only Michelin Man Tires. She's about 5ft 7in... maybe 250lbs (just a rough gage here) as I am not about to ask how much she weighs. You know damn well that's a sensitive issues with the ladies.....that and age... never asked how old we are (well not me anyway.. cuz I will lie). If you have to guess, lie and guess 5 years younger than the number that is flashing in your head... and oh yeah.. if we asked DO OUR BUTT LOOKS BIG TO YOU... lie and lie again!!Now back to Michelin... she has a what I called standard *uniform* sense of dressing.
The office have a casual dress code, as long as you don't to strutting in your daisy duke, looking like you working the streets.. its all good!! Michelin only wears t-shirt and jean skirt to work. Day in.. day out.. its always the same.. perhaps a different colors of t-shirt. She only has 2 pairs.. well okay maybe 3 (I'm being kind here) of jean skirts. One I recognized well is the white faded patch *design* on her big ass. The other pair has stitches at the bottom part of the skirt (where the slit is) like its been stretch once to many... Am I that observant.. only when I'm bored to death she happen to bend over in front of me while doing filing... trust me.. I don't really wish to stare.. but uhh... she was in my view!!
We never seen her in a dress, blouse tops, frilly womanly attire.. nah uhh hell naw.... she don't wear heels to work but stick to her fake *Birkenstock* sandals. Which leads to speculation from the rest of us nosey pokers.. maybe she can't find anything that will fits her? Hmm... what do we have here.. a business opportunity to fit the misfit who don't go by the size 8... trust me where I'm at, we don't wear a size 2... shit the only time I wear a size 2 is when I was 2!!
Today, Michelin struts her big ass to work in a .. *gasp* new t-shirt? I know I have never seen this one before.. cuz trust me.. I remembers all her colors t-shirt. It's maroon v-neck with a little lace .. aww aint that cute.. not the norm plain boring t-shirt she had on daily. I smile to myself a nod of approval.. as if she my child and finally picks up the right t-shirt to show some kind of femininity. But dear gawd.. she needs to buy more jean skirt cuz that white patch shit gotta go!!
Wonder if I have the courage to approach her and give a little suggestion... Uhh.. Not...
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