I wish momofukas will just stop asking me:
SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? (insert yaHOE emotion smiling face)
They be polite and shit, smiling and giggling, trying to make it appears like a generic So How U Doing Today type of question.
Don't these momofukas realize how impolite it is to ask? How insensitive it come across? It be like me saying to them... Oh how fat you have become... suits you. Hmmphhfff...
What is it with these folks all up in my face with my single hood like its a freaking sin to be single? Like I wanna be single... duh!! Like I specifically requested to be SINGLE... double Duh!! I'm really tired of folks sucking my air than give me a pity look like OHH YOU POOR THING.. to be single at this age... YOU MUST BE CHOOSY.. oh lawd I swear to you if its not because of Syawal and being all forgiving and shit...
All I could do each time such a question pops up... I smile, not say a word and turn on a deaf ear.
Breathe... breathe...
SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? (insert yaHOE emotion smiling face)
They be polite and shit, smiling and giggling, trying to make it appears like a generic So How U Doing Today type of question.
Don't these momofukas realize how impolite it is to ask? How insensitive it come across? It be like me saying to them... Oh how fat you have become... suits you. Hmmphhfff...
What is it with these folks all up in my face with my single hood like its a freaking sin to be single? Like I wanna be single... duh!! Like I specifically requested to be SINGLE... double Duh!! I'm really tired of folks sucking my air than give me a pity look like OHH YOU POOR THING.. to be single at this age... YOU MUST BE CHOOSY.. oh lawd I swear to you if its not because of Syawal and being all forgiving and shit...
All I could do each time such a question pops up... I smile, not say a word and turn on a deaf ear.
Breathe... breathe...
4 comments:
tak kuasa nyah...
poison their food next time.
You tell 'em sista. Damn nosey ass folks ... :)
Peace,
Ridwan
ask them how come they are not dead yet? Or if they have someone they would like to introduce to you.
@ ed
i know you know how i feels...lol.
@ ridwan
they never ceased to stop asking.. my singlehood fascinates them.
@ gc
my late aunt used to say, r u getting married when i start using the cane or when i drop dead. i answered, whichever comes first..
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