Ok so I have not posted actively lately, simply because I don't have much to say. I don't lead a glamorous life (even though in my pretty brain, I'm Kimora Lee Simmon....lmao), in fact, I lead a very quiet life.
Nothing much happening in this small island of mine, with the exception of a terrorist running around free (well not really free, hiding is more like it) and the authority still not able to find him. Oh yeah... did I said terrorist... yap... he out there somewhere (I think). Probably hiding in the jungle, surviving gawd knows on what, but it's been almost 2 weeks and posters of him all over this small joint. Folks from all age and shape busy on the lookout for left limping man (ohh it seems he only limping when he running.....lmao) still wearing his orange suit (well in this case, its more of beige and blue.... purty ain't it??). The joke of the town, everyman who has dark skin, curly hair, with or without mustache and a limp on his left foot, is seating their ass at home for fear of being mistaken and arrested.....yeah, how about that??....lmao.
Folks getting upset writing to the papers, demanding answers and wondering how the hell he escaped from the can (seems that he excuse himself to go pee). Folks wanna know.. why the guard ain't holding his hand when he has to do the deed. Email of him in different outfits randomly run amok, which after a while becoming a joke around the office. Shoot someone has to have some kind of humour in this tension hours. Mm.. and oh yeah, the Head Honcho (I don't bother with names) publicly apologise to the residents for this mishap....Ohh his ass is so going to get fired.....on seconds thought....nahhh...
So wherever you're ... doubt you have online connection, but you know your ass is in deep trouble. Ohh and of course, the conspiracy theories is running random (which, I'm not bothered to put in details here, cuz they don't make no sense to me).
Now how's that as a wake up call for this so called peaceful island of mine...
Nothing much happening in this small island of mine, with the exception of a terrorist running around free (well not really free, hiding is more like it) and the authority still not able to find him. Oh yeah... did I said terrorist... yap... he out there somewhere (I think). Probably hiding in the jungle, surviving gawd knows on what, but it's been almost 2 weeks and posters of him all over this small joint. Folks from all age and shape busy on the lookout for left limping man (ohh it seems he only limping when he running.....lmao) still wearing his orange suit (well in this case, its more of beige and blue.... purty ain't it??). The joke of the town, everyman who has dark skin, curly hair, with or without mustache and a limp on his left foot, is seating their ass at home for fear of being mistaken and arrested.....yeah, how about that??....lmao.
Folks getting upset writing to the papers, demanding answers and wondering how the hell he escaped from the can (seems that he excuse himself to go pee). Folks wanna know.. why the guard ain't holding his hand when he has to do the deed. Email of him in different outfits randomly run amok, which after a while becoming a joke around the office. Shoot someone has to have some kind of humour in this tension hours. Mm.. and oh yeah, the Head Honcho (I don't bother with names) publicly apologise to the residents for this mishap....Ohh his ass is so going to get fired.....on seconds thought....nahhh...
So wherever you're ... doubt you have online connection, but you know your ass is in deep trouble. Ohh and of course, the conspiracy theories is running random (which, I'm not bothered to put in details here, cuz they don't make no sense to me).
Now how's that as a wake up call for this so called peaceful island of mine...
4 comments:
I thought I left a comment but it disappeared. This is what I said:
Are they sure he is still alive? Is there anything in the jungle big enough to eat him?
u dont sound shy to me sister
Please remind me not to limp on your Island :0)
Have a great weekend my sista.
Salaams!
Ridwan
@ gc
oh gurllll.. we don't have none of those wild animals in the jungle, well not that i know off. the wildest the monkeys...lol. one of the theories was that he's already dead and his escaped just a cover up...
@ torrance
lol.. hmm yeah.. trust me i am.
@ ridwan
lmao.. one of the local comedian actually had an interview and said he fears to leave the house cuz he looks like the terrorist and has a limp...lmao.
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