Me and My White T

It was raining cats and dogs this morning, which means... I WANNA SLEEPS IN and not go to work. So I pulled the comforter and trying to sneak in another 10 mins before I have to drag my ass out of bed. While showering, I would make a mental note of what to wear for work. Since its raining and I'm so not in the mood, white t-shirt and jean will do just dandy (and the realization that 3/4 of my clothes are either in the laundry or not iron)....sigh.

This is where I had a blond moment. How difficult it is to match a white t-shirt with the right bra? But nooooo.... for some reason, my brain is not connecting all the dots. First bra I tried... too small, next the cups don't fits, than its the wrong color, next its the wrong texture. After trying 6 bras and frantically littering my dam floor looking for the right fit..... its half pass seven.. dam bra!! Tied my hair to pony tail, grabbed my bag, phone and whats not... dashed out of the house almost tripping down the stairs in my heels, at the same time feeling up to make sure my zipper is done.

Finally boarded the bus and looking at the wrist watch, I'm praying there's no traffic on the highway. The driver must have realized someone trying to cheat on the fare, turning around to face us.. he goes "Who iz duh one you-sing duh con-shay-shun card can chu plez pay chur fare." Now, dude.... what makes him think that one of these mofos (excluding me of course) gonna confess to cheating a ride... puhhlezzzzzzz get to driving the dam bus already.. I'm late dammit.

When the bus stop for the 3rd time to pick up passengers, once again, he turned around to face us and asked the same question. He must have seen the *I don't gives a sh*t* look on my face and decides its a lost case, finally he said "Okay, no one going to admit .. okay, you feel guilty." Dude, I know I paid my fares.... so stop whining about one cheap azz mofo and drive already!! I mean for real.... you think the guilty culprit gonna fess up and goes "Yes sir its me, I'm sorry, here's the bus fare"....... hayle naw.

But I think I know who the culprit is... its that dude in the red baseball hat, acting kinda shady, twitching in his seat... yeah, student has concession pass .. so yeah.. its him. Sneaky lil bastard...