I HATE SHORT PEOPLE....

I hate short people... especially short people who have complex issues and can't keep their moddafukkin mouth shut. Short people who thinks they being funny when they not. Yes I'm sensitive too .. so Fu*k You and the drawf that gave birth to you!!

I tell you why I'm piss. I'm so tired of hearing comments about my height.. stop making me feel like I'm Andre the Giant you moddafukkas!! Dammit I don't ask to be 5'11, just like your ass don't ask to be born a freakin midget.

Midget: Ahhh GiGi you so tall!! I don't want to walk next to you cuz I feel so small. Feels like I'm walkin next to a giant.

Now, when you said it once, twice as a joke.. yeah its funny. I smiled and brushed it off. But when you kept repeating each time we butt face, out loud in public and laughing likes it fukkin hilarious... well DAMMIT I'M SICK OF IT. I ain't even going to mention about you being a midget. I ain't even going to joke about where I think you should put your mouth at. CUZ I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT FOLKS FEELING!! Unlike you moddafukkas.

Last night after kickboxing class, was riding the train with one of my colleague. Train was crowded and of course bee-yatch ain't know to keep her trap shut.

Midget: I don't want to stand next to you, makes me feel so short.

(woooo sahhhh.... breathe... breathe.... wooo sahhhhh)

GiGi: WELL IT TAKES A LOT OF CONFIDENCE TO STAND NEXT TO ME. OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.

She was taken aback by my replied since she shut the hell up. Folks in the train must have heard the exchanged of words (trust me she said it loud enough), I could feel eyes *tru mah skin*

I was restraining myself from being super bee-yatch with a saccharine comeback. Cuz the original comeback I have fleeing tru my brain to my mouth would have turn you beet red in your yellow less pigmentation face!!

Count your blessing you ain't meet mah momma, cuz she will give you the evil eye for staring at her *pray-chus*. Gawd I love her....lmao. See mom can sense if someone ....hmm.. *staring at me* like they ain't never seen a tall woman in their life before. She will glare at you with all her might. And don't make her caught you *moufing* about my height, she will stare you in the eye like she gonna rake your eyeballs out. I be the one to lead her by the hand and calm her ass out.. woo sahhh moomma... wooo sahhh. Momma got her *pray-chus* back... like Beyonce stuck on weave!! I swear momma a gangstah!!........lmao.

So here's my pledge... each time midget tryna be cute, they better be prepared for a comeback cuz I'm tired of being nice.

*walkin away dustin dirt of her shouldah*

Disclaimer:

I don't hate all short folks, just the pain in the ass short folks that irks me.

*walkin away with finger peace sign and john lennon "imagine", playin in the background*