My mom cracks me up each time she tried to speak English.
Mom : Ello... whaa you doo-eeng? (in her sing a song tone)
GiGi : I'm watching tv ma.
Mom : Ohh...you noo scared?
(me thinking hard what she meant by that...realized she meant if I'm afraid to stay home by myself and of unforseen disturbance)
GiGi : Mmm... no ma.... uhh me noo scared.. everything good. Mmm.. you trying to show off again?
Mom : *Laughing*... Uhh.. I wan to tell you.. I too-day stay one night ath kah-zun ousth (house).
GiGi : Okay.. thats okay with me.
Mom : You noo hott (mad/angry)?
GiGi : No ma.. me no hot...
Had to hang up the phone cuz I was cracking up by than.
Yap, momma calling up her grown ass daughter to keep her in check and make sure I'm not out to no good....lol. Little did she know I done partying on Friday night.. hee hee..
Its been a while since I last went clubbing. Ed Rockstar and couple of her girls, me and wolf bunny decides to hang out at the new club in town St.James Power Station, heard its the place to be at (sigh every new club is the place to be at). The owner bought over the old building and turn it to one of the hippiest club in town. Well, needless to say I was excited to check it out. We started off the late evening at the Bellini Room, the live band was pretty good. They played jazz and a little rock and roll, the lead singer.. mm.. he is quite a cutie, but other that than I was just enjoying the different club atmosphere (from the joint I usually hangs out). Needless to say, we had a good laugh watching a couple (with no absolute rhythm) uhh.. trying to do *the whatever dance* they got going... and my mind goes wondering how the hell they are in bed if they ain't got no rhythm dancing.... trust me I don't want to go there but ..uhh... never mind...
Anyway, after the band perform their last set, we proceed to the Movida Room where the existing band was performing anything from Shakira to Gypsy King. The room was packed like sardines in a can!! Thank Gawd for my height I don't have to breath in funky sweaty b.o... hee hee.. cant say for the rest of the ladies that was with me. I like the Movida Room, the band was good and energetic, folks were busy trying to outdo one another with their 2 left foot, of course there's the posers, the fake Latinas, all kinda folks from different walks of life in that room. Uhh.. not forgetting the NIGERIAN...lmao.. this dude comes prepared. He approached wolf bunny and of course she said no. Ohh brother man did not give up. 10 mins later, he approached her again and shoved a piece of paper folded in two with an intro:
Hi.. I like you. My name is Gordan. You can call me at 1800-I'm-Desperate (of course that's not the digit listed in the small note). Don't be shy, we can be friends. I want to be your friends. Call Me.
Needless to say, we laughed good!! You would think he would have given up. But nawwww, Gordan came back, took wolf bunny by her hand and lead her to the dance floor. I have to give 10 points for his persistence....lmao. Sigh if only I have a cam at that moment, I would have captured the look on wolf bunny face cuz its priceless the look of shock + *the nerve of this guy* + *help me*. Of course I didn't help... in fact I was encouraging yelling *YOU GO GURL!!*.. all the while laughing my ass off.
Well throughout the night, Ed Rockstar has her contact lenses knocked up in her eyes by wolf and her buddy while they trying to post for a pic. One hour later, my glasses (I was too lazy to wear my contact lenses) fell on the dance floor and get kick to the other end of the room. There stood in the middle of the floor, all 6'1" of me, blind as a bat and trying to locate where her glasses gone flying off too. Well, Ed eyesight was ok (thank Gawd for that) and she found my glasses on the floor, dented on the right side but still wearable..lol..
By, 4 am.. my feet is killing me. I swear I'm not EVER EVER going to wear no heels no more... DAMN SHOES!! Whoever said its sexy to be dancing on 2 inch heels.. I swear that mofo a sucka for pain. I was rubbing my feet in the cab and sworn next time I go clubbing I'm wearing sandals!!
When I reached home, Ed Rockstar text me "OMG, that Gordon guy give me the same piece of paper he gave wolf bunny!!".... that does it for me.. I was laughing and glad I was home. I swear that man has dozens of those cut up notes and pass it to almost every women in the club.. uhhh except for me...
A) I'm too tall for his short ass.
B) I have the DON'T FUCK WITH ME LOOK on my face.
Woke up the next morning at 10am (damn thought I'm going to sleep till 2pm), realize mom not home this weekend...WHOOO HOOOOOOO!! I could walk around in my undies and eat ice cream for lunch!! Watch TV, totally comatose on the couch, than it starts to rain heavily. Shit.. and I ain't got no food in the house. Went to the supermarket in heavy rain, come straight home and had fish and mushroom salad for dinner.. ahhh.. and cake for dessert... yeah.. I'm living the life!!
You see what you needs to understand... my mom being away on the weekend is like a mini vacation for me. Don't get me wrong.. I love my mom.. but its nice to have the whole house to myself and I can just be totally lazy and do absolutely nothing and not feel guilty about it...lol.
Sigh.. she came back one day earlier.. shoot.. my mini vacation is over....sigh.
Mom : Ello... whaa you doo-eeng? (in her sing a song tone)
GiGi : I'm watching tv ma.
Mom : Ohh...you noo scared?
(me thinking hard what she meant by that...realized she meant if I'm afraid to stay home by myself and of unforseen disturbance)
GiGi : Mmm... no ma.... uhh me noo scared.. everything good. Mmm.. you trying to show off again?
Mom : *Laughing*... Uhh.. I wan to tell you.. I too-day stay one night ath kah-zun ousth (house).
GiGi : Okay.. thats okay with me.
Mom : You noo hott (mad/angry)?
GiGi : No ma.. me no hot...
Had to hang up the phone cuz I was cracking up by than.
Yap, momma calling up her grown ass daughter to keep her in check and make sure I'm not out to no good....lol. Little did she know I done partying on Friday night.. hee hee..
Its been a while since I last went clubbing. Ed Rockstar and couple of her girls, me and wolf bunny decides to hang out at the new club in town St.James Power Station, heard its the place to be at (sigh every new club is the place to be at). The owner bought over the old building and turn it to one of the hippiest club in town. Well, needless to say I was excited to check it out. We started off the late evening at the Bellini Room, the live band was pretty good. They played jazz and a little rock and roll, the lead singer.. mm.. he is quite a cutie, but other that than I was just enjoying the different club atmosphere (from the joint I usually hangs out). Needless to say, we had a good laugh watching a couple (with no absolute rhythm) uhh.. trying to do *the whatever dance* they got going... and my mind goes wondering how the hell they are in bed if they ain't got no rhythm dancing.... trust me I don't want to go there but ..uhh... never mind...
Anyway, after the band perform their last set, we proceed to the Movida Room where the existing band was performing anything from Shakira to Gypsy King. The room was packed like sardines in a can!! Thank Gawd for my height I don't have to breath in funky sweaty b.o... hee hee.. cant say for the rest of the ladies that was with me. I like the Movida Room, the band was good and energetic, folks were busy trying to outdo one another with their 2 left foot, of course there's the posers, the fake Latinas, all kinda folks from different walks of life in that room. Uhh.. not forgetting the NIGERIAN...lmao.. this dude comes prepared. He approached wolf bunny and of course she said no. Ohh brother man did not give up. 10 mins later, he approached her again and shoved a piece of paper folded in two with an intro:
Hi.. I like you. My name is Gordan. You can call me at 1800-I'm-Desperate (of course that's not the digit listed in the small note). Don't be shy, we can be friends. I want to be your friends. Call Me.
Needless to say, we laughed good!! You would think he would have given up. But nawwww, Gordan came back, took wolf bunny by her hand and lead her to the dance floor. I have to give 10 points for his persistence....lmao. Sigh if only I have a cam at that moment, I would have captured the look on wolf bunny face cuz its priceless the look of shock + *the nerve of this guy* + *help me*. Of course I didn't help... in fact I was encouraging yelling *YOU GO GURL!!*.. all the while laughing my ass off.
Well throughout the night, Ed Rockstar has her contact lenses knocked up in her eyes by wolf and her buddy while they trying to post for a pic. One hour later, my glasses (I was too lazy to wear my contact lenses) fell on the dance floor and get kick to the other end of the room. There stood in the middle of the floor, all 6'1" of me, blind as a bat and trying to locate where her glasses gone flying off too. Well, Ed eyesight was ok (thank Gawd for that) and she found my glasses on the floor, dented on the right side but still wearable..lol..
By, 4 am.. my feet is killing me. I swear I'm not EVER EVER going to wear no heels no more... DAMN SHOES!! Whoever said its sexy to be dancing on 2 inch heels.. I swear that mofo a sucka for pain. I was rubbing my feet in the cab and sworn next time I go clubbing I'm wearing sandals!!
When I reached home, Ed Rockstar text me "OMG, that Gordon guy give me the same piece of paper he gave wolf bunny!!".... that does it for me.. I was laughing and glad I was home. I swear that man has dozens of those cut up notes and pass it to almost every women in the club.. uhhh except for me...
A) I'm too tall for his short ass.
B) I have the DON'T FUCK WITH ME LOOK on my face.
Woke up the next morning at 10am (damn thought I'm going to sleep till 2pm), realize mom not home this weekend...WHOOO HOOOOOOO!! I could walk around in my undies and eat ice cream for lunch!! Watch TV, totally comatose on the couch, than it starts to rain heavily. Shit.. and I ain't got no food in the house. Went to the supermarket in heavy rain, come straight home and had fish and mushroom salad for dinner.. ahhh.. and cake for dessert... yeah.. I'm living the life!!
You see what you needs to understand... my mom being away on the weekend is like a mini vacation for me. Don't get me wrong.. I love my mom.. but its nice to have the whole house to myself and I can just be totally lazy and do absolutely nothing and not feel guilty about it...lol.
Sigh.. she came back one day earlier.. shoot.. my mini vacation is over....sigh.
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