Monday, April 30

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

The first thing that I saw when I opened the door....


THE DAMN GRANDFATHER CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh lawd, its as tall as I am and I'm 5'11. What on earth makes my mom bought that humongous thing!!

Oh yeah... I almost forgot "It would makes me very happy if I can own a grandfather clock it will bring me so much joy" <--- MOM!!

Yeah so tell me, can that big azz thing:

clean the house?
do the laundry?
do the dishes?
vacuum the floor?
cook????????
rub your feet when you having the achy?
bring you glass of water when you don't feel like getting it yourself?
nag at you to go see a doctor when you down with the hivies jivies?

Hayleeeeeeee Nawwww!!!!!!

But hey it brings you so much joy, that I seem to have failed somehow.


TICK TOCK


TICK TOCK


TICK TOCK


TICK TOCK


TICK TOCK


Feels like the ticking time bomb in my living room!!!

2 comments:

Ed RockStar said...

u can start talking to the clock now...do it when the mother pisses u off. she'll probably freak out.

GiGi - The Shy Giraffe said...

LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the thought. I'm having visual as I wrote this...lol