What a woman to do when she feeling....ohhh soooo... down and out and having a F*ck It Moment?
A certified woman will put on her jean, snug t-shirt, pair of comfortable shoe and head down straight to the malls (yes its plural)!! Yap sirrreeee that's what a certified woman do to get out of the melancholy f*ck it moment state of mind.
Hmmm sistergurl did some damage too. Walk straight to the first shoe shop, her long legs taken over, her mind in shut down mode. Yap sirreee... pick out couple of shoes that caught her eyes and tell the sales assistant to GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU CARRY. No sirreee, sistagurl ain't got no shame in her big ass shoe size. Dammit, I'm 5'11 with no heels on.. you don't expect me to walk around in size 6.... f*ck that! Me and my size 9/10 (depending on the cut/design) will kick your ass from here to Timbuktu if you mess with me. Like a zombie, I starts trying out all the different designs... nearly bag 4 pairs of those babies but something snap! WTF.... THERE ARE OTHER SHOE SHOPS I AIN'T EVEN COVERED YET!!! Sigh... a woman task never ends...
Why this idiot giving me a look like she just swallow a guppy??? All I did was asked if this shoe looks gorgeous... Shit don't tell me, she ain't never had a total stranger asking her for opinion. I swear she look panic stricken. She did managed to mumble...Uhh ..mm.. its a nice color on you. I'm like.. DUH I ASKED IF ITS LOOK GOOD...YOU STUPID B*TCH. Okay this f*ck it mode I'm in was really bad... more damage need to be done to soothe my soul. I was marching in from one shop to another like a soldier on a mission.
When a confuse shopper taps me on the shoulder and asked for an opinion, I be really flattered and will tell them the truth if its look good or just damn ugly... but of course.. I be real polite when I have to give the ugly truth. As for myself, I'm not afraid to ask a total stranger for their opinion if I can't seems to made up my mind. Most of them be taken by surprise when I asked but always managed to give an almost *truth* answer. I smile, says my thank you and walk away (see I told you I'm polite).
I hardly shop (which is good) but when I do... it be a day of serious purchase power. Where I'm at damn malls be having sales like every months...but despite what you think I can control myself to stay away from the malls....yes will power and the fact I was broke too...lmao. I only shop when there are sales season (I called that being smart... I think..lmao). For example, my favourite brand Mango was having sales the other day, so there I was in my sales combat attire (t-shirt, loose skirt and sandal...oh yeah.. my big lime green Guess shopping bag and yeah water bottle... you don't have the time to run out and buy yourself a latte when you in the momentum of looking for that ohhh yeah that a purty top) ready to do serious damaged. Take my time rummaging through clothes shelves, I walk away with 10 pairs of pants, from casual to work in different colours and design at half the price!! Shit I ain't about to pay $140 for each pair... f*ck that!! See... I'm smart.... what you don't agree.. well eff u too... lol.
Now the worst part .... uhhh.. when you have to deal with the credit card bill. Yeah ain't that a b*tch!! I have two expression when I look at my bill... A) Ohh that ain't so bad. B) OH WTF DID I BUY??!!!
From my last ..uhh.. shopping spree... take a wild guess which expression I end up with...lol.
A certified woman will put on her jean, snug t-shirt, pair of comfortable shoe and head down straight to the malls (yes its plural)!! Yap sirrreeee that's what a certified woman do to get out of the melancholy f*ck it moment state of mind.
Hmmm sistergurl did some damage too. Walk straight to the first shoe shop, her long legs taken over, her mind in shut down mode. Yap sirreee... pick out couple of shoes that caught her eyes and tell the sales assistant to GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU CARRY. No sirreee, sistagurl ain't got no shame in her big ass shoe size. Dammit, I'm 5'11 with no heels on.. you don't expect me to walk around in size 6.... f*ck that! Me and my size 9/10 (depending on the cut/design) will kick your ass from here to Timbuktu if you mess with me. Like a zombie, I starts trying out all the different designs... nearly bag 4 pairs of those babies but something snap! WTF.... THERE ARE OTHER SHOE SHOPS I AIN'T EVEN COVERED YET!!! Sigh... a woman task never ends...
Why this idiot giving me a look like she just swallow a guppy??? All I did was asked if this shoe looks gorgeous... Shit don't tell me, she ain't never had a total stranger asking her for opinion. I swear she look panic stricken. She did managed to mumble...Uhh ..mm.. its a nice color on you. I'm like.. DUH I ASKED IF ITS LOOK GOOD...YOU STUPID B*TCH. Okay this f*ck it mode I'm in was really bad... more damage need to be done to soothe my soul. I was marching in from one shop to another like a soldier on a mission.
When a confuse shopper taps me on the shoulder and asked for an opinion, I be really flattered and will tell them the truth if its look good or just damn ugly... but of course.. I be real polite when I have to give the ugly truth. As for myself, I'm not afraid to ask a total stranger for their opinion if I can't seems to made up my mind. Most of them be taken by surprise when I asked but always managed to give an almost *truth* answer. I smile, says my thank you and walk away (see I told you I'm polite).
I hardly shop (which is good) but when I do... it be a day of serious purchase power. Where I'm at damn malls be having sales like every months...but despite what you think I can control myself to stay away from the malls....yes will power and the fact I was broke too...lmao. I only shop when there are sales season (I called that being smart... I think..lmao). For example, my favourite brand Mango was having sales the other day, so there I was in my sales combat attire (t-shirt, loose skirt and sandal...oh yeah.. my big lime green Guess shopping bag and yeah water bottle... you don't have the time to run out and buy yourself a latte when you in the momentum of looking for that ohhh yeah that a purty top) ready to do serious damaged. Take my time rummaging through clothes shelves, I walk away with 10 pairs of pants, from casual to work in different colours and design at half the price!! Shit I ain't about to pay $140 for each pair... f*ck that!! See... I'm smart.... what you don't agree.. well eff u too... lol.
Now the worst part .... uhhh.. when you have to deal with the credit card bill. Yeah ain't that a b*tch!! I have two expression when I look at my bill... A) Ohh that ain't so bad. B) OH WTF DID I BUY??!!!
From my last ..uhh.. shopping spree... take a wild guess which expression I end up with...lol.
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