I swear I'm so closed to taking my IBM notebook and throw it against the wall!!! Gawd... my patience been tested... the only thing that stopping me from doing so... I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE DAM SONY VAIO ..... sigh... Woooo Saaaahhhhh...
While I'm venting out my frustration.... I want to know... WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH FOLKS WHO DON'T SHOWERS IN THE FREAKING MORNING??!!!!
I mean.. for real.. more than once (if I happen to be unlucky) I have to endure.. sharing the damn elevator with FUNKY ASS FOLKS... I be walking towards the elevator and from the opposite direction couple of funky ass be walking towards the same direction.. I be like.....ohhh fukkkkkk.. I hope they get the elevator first.... arrghhh no such luck!! I be holding my breathe... breathing through my mouth cuz I just cant for the love of gawd be wanting to smell their body odour and bad breathe!! That felt like the longest elevator ride in my life!!
Are they so afraid of taking shower in the am... the thought of cold shower makes them cringe. I can imagine their daily am routine.. wakes up.. pee.. wet two of their fingers and clean their crusty eye... gurgle their mouth once.. and they set to go!! EWWW EWWW EWWWW .. the least they could do... buy some cheap ass cologne like 711 or old spice and just douse themselves to mask the funkiness... the sad part of it all..... I bet their ass they don't realize how funky they smells...
And while I'm at it...
I was enjoying my bus ride when a lady in her *corporate suite* seated opposite me. We smiled and I continued daydreaming. You won't believe what this heffa did next..... she used her second finger and start digging her BOOGA!!!... I mean.. for real... like.. oh gawd you got to be kidding me... WHY WHY WHYYYYYY I have to witness this heffa digging her booga right out in public??!!! She must be so engrossed with her *activity* she don't seem
faze knowing I was was stunned at her demeanor.. All I could think off at that moment was.. ohh gawdd please please please don't make her flip that booga anywhere near my direction cuz I know I will cuss her ass out...but I didn't wait long enough to find out.. I alighted at the next stop!!
faze knowing I was was stunned at her demeanor.. All I could think off at that moment was.. ohh gawdd please please please don't make her flip that booga anywhere near my direction cuz I know I will cuss her ass out...but I didn't wait long enough to find out.. I alighted at the next stop!!Here's the thing... is it okay to dig your booga in public? Have we become so uncivilized.. so uncouth? Or could this be a result of their upbringing that's its okay to be crude in public? Sigh.. I was so disgusted.. I still have visuals of her even when I'm typing this...
2 comments:
AHHHH AHAHA. You know what's funny is that your face probably showed how disgusted you were and she didn't even notice...I find myself doing that staring at folks who are doing something gross and they don't even pay attention LOL.
Girl just think of some musty folks at the gym who just got there..haven't even worked out and smell like they been working out for years without takin a shower LOL
lol... gawdness.. now you got me visualizing funky folks in matching sweatband and tight lycra pant sweating just walking from the entrance door to the locker room and they ain't even on the track mail yet.
psst...thanks for stopping by =:O)
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