Okay.. I decided to go window shopping last night instead of paying $8 bucks to watch Norbit. Yeah gurl need to feel like Julia Robert in Pretty Woman walking down the mall like she got cash to burn...UHHH NOT!! sigh.. where my damn Richard Gere when I need new pairs of drawls...but shit........gurl sure can pretend!!... hee hee
There I was... gasping and oohing over stuff I can't split my cash on.... (yes I know where my priority lies.. bills need to be paid, my momma need to be fed..hee hee)... damn gurl need to take a tinkle... sashaying my ass over to the ladies.. do the deed.. check myself in the mirror.. make sure my lipstick still there (yes I'm vain like that)... continues with my window spree...
There I was at the men's dept sniffing over my fav cologne (yes I do wear men's cologne) and I notice.. this dude was looking at me.. uhh a lil too intense... I was like WTH... so I pretend like I ain't see him... and continues my window session to the ladies dept.. ohhh I'm liking that $39 dollars bag (no.. I'm not branded conscious)... when suddenly a lady tap me on the shoulder and whispered to me.
OMGawd!! I swear I turn a shade lighter on the spot... I walked as fast as my legs can carry me.. into the ladies washroom and zipped up my damn jean!!.. shit no wonder I was feeling a lil breezy uhh down south... lmao...
While I was too busy checking on my lipstick.. I forget to check if my zipper were done... shhheeetttt... no wonder that dude was staring like he ain't see no lace undie before... thank gawd I listen to momma and put on clean one too!!
Lesson learn...before leaving the joint... touch yourself.. uhh I mean.. check your damn zipper before anything else.
2 comments:
hah. that man was doing some window-shopping himself!
Interesting to know.
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