me the ditz..

i was day dreaming on my way to the bus stop to catch the morning ride, only to get distracted by a lone grey hane man underwear all dried up sticking to the pavement. damn. someone gonna be in a hussy mood looking for their fav undie. now don't lie, you know you have your fav piece where you gonna be wearing it till its all loose and shit. now me.. well i ain't telling.. hee hee.

i know i have not been blogging. work is my excuse. work is draining me out. right now i'm working cuz i need to. not because i'm enjoying it.

we are going through a dept transistion. had an informal 1 to 1 session with the new head dept and i think i just dug my own grave. she asked me what about my job that i like. now me, i was not thinking, i was tired, my mind was blank and i was not looking forward to this getting to know you crap. so when she ask me that question, i was like.. hmm... like (put in yahoo duh expression).. i can only say, there are days i like my job, there are days that has its moment. its human nature, there's up and downs to it.

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now i was thinking.. shit, i ain't about to lie and be all excited cuz i know she can tell bs when she sees one. so i was being myself (yes, for that moment in time.. being myself not thinking through) and said the first things on my mind. when i get home, i was like........ohh hayle nawwwwwww!!

sigh.. too late.

so, right now, we all waiting in anticipation, clueless as to what, how, where and which direction the dept is heading to. all i'm gonna say now is........i'm praying.

Where can you be...

i have an illegal squatter living right outside my apartment. a tiny yellow breasted bird decides to built a hanging nest on the plastic plant right next to my door. yeah.. plastic plant cuz both me and mom don't have the green fingers... hee hee.

she built her nest slowly and patiently, till it form a cozy little resting place. i never seen her, till one day when i came back from work, thought i saw a sharp beck protruding out from the nest. i had to look closer just to be sure of its occupant. there she is, all quiet in her own world. i was too excited i ran in the house, came back with a little bread, poking it near her beck only she must be shaken up by my sudden present that she flew away. but, each night after that, she will be resting in her hanging nest, hardly moving, asleep not bothered by me opening and closing my door. seeing her there on a nightly basis, gives me comfort. sometimes, i wonder what her day was like...

one evening, when i came back from work, i found a dead baby bird on my doorstep. not sure if its belong to mama bird (for reason it seem she not in her nest), i picked it up and buried by the potted plant. the next morning, she came chirping away. mom thinks she's looking for her missing baby... sigh... i feel sad for her.

one weekend, when mom and i came back from shopping, i would have sworn i saw small baby bird in the nest (momma bird must be out looking for food). excitement gets the best of me, i left tiny pieces of bread near the nest, while all the time thinking the nest looking so fragile i was afraid it will fell off with all the new weight in that small nest. so i decides to outline the hanging nest with a first aid gauze just to prevent it from falling off. i was pretty please with myself. i thought momma bird will be pleased too. the next day, as i was being nosey thinking i be seeing the baby bird in there, only to find momma bird looking back at me and flew off the nest. she must have felt i was going to harm her. each night i came home, i was hoping to see her tiny beck protruding out from the nest only to see its empty. she's been gone for more than 4 days now...

i miss my yellow breasted friend. i wish she come back. i want that comfort of knowing she is safe. all i wanted to do was taking care of momma bird and her baby. i hope she come back soon....

Take Me Aawwayyy....

I'm not good at traveling alone. As a matter of fact, I'm freaking afraid of traveling alone cuz I'm afraid someone will harm me, cheat me, drug my drinks, left stranded with no money, blah blah blah.. yes I'm paranoid. Well its a different thing if you traveling alone and than meeting someone upon reaching your destination. But than again, that person can plays you out and not meet you. Than what?? See I told you I'm paranoid...lol.

So here I am, planning my first vacation since I started working for DSC and guess who I decides to drag along with me?.. My adopted sis. Here the problem, we can't decides where to go. Me.. I just want to get the hell out of here on my birthday, which is in May, which I fought hard for my vacation days cuz someone conveniently decides to clash with me. I'm like.. hayleeeee nawwww, I forecast my leave since last December 07.. take a back sit bee...

Places we wanted to go but we don't have the money or the time:

1. Japan - Nora wanted to see the cherry blossom. It gonna cost us about US$1,800 for 7 days tour full board. Which according to my colleague who have visited Japan like her 2nd home, is way cheaper than planning on your own as everything is EXPENSIVE.

2. Netherlands - All we need is airfare and expenses money as accommodation courtesy of my cousin. This will be her last year living there as she about to relocate to Australia soon. But flight ticket ain't cheap and airport taxes is a mofo. Last I check, it cost US$1000 round trip.... sigh. It would be nice as I always wanted to take the coach bus to Paris. I make a mistake by mentioning it to my aunt, now she blabbered to the rest of the family and I got mad folks asking me if I'm really going..... arrghhhh!!!!

3. Mauritius/Maldives - Cuz we both suckers for white sandy beaches. NO we don't scuba dive.... shit I can't even swim...lmao. 5 days full board, setting us back US$1250. So I told her, we can go to cheaper resort at half the price and just laze in the sun and pretend its Mauritius!!!

4. Istanbul, Turkey - Full of historical scenic. I surf the net and found beautiful scenic view that makes me wish I could be there right now. 10 days full board, US$1700. I know Mom gonna get upset if I take this trip cuz she wanted to go too, I'm just not good at traveling with mom. We always end up arguing!!! Like when I wanted to buy souvenirs or gift for myself and she goes.. Enough already, why you want to spend on that for??!!! She starts shaking her head and moving her hand and oh well you got the picture...

5. Cambodia or Vietnam - This was the original plan and place to go. We got so excited, we kept adding places to our list and now we both confuse. 5 days full board, US$500. Ang Kor Wat, one of the UNESCO Historical site. Someone told us to be careful or we could be kidnapped and sold as sex slave......sigh. Now I'm changing my mind.

We going to checkout the Natas Fare this Saturday, to compare rates and hopefully, we come up to one destination we both can agreed on, without literally breaking my non-existence bank account.

I don't care where we going.. as long as I'm out of hereeeeeeeeeee....

Me and My White T

It was raining cats and dogs this morning, which means... I WANNA SLEEPS IN and not go to work. So I pulled the comforter and trying to sneak in another 10 mins before I have to drag my ass out of bed. While showering, I would make a mental note of what to wear for work. Since its raining and I'm so not in the mood, white t-shirt and jean will do just dandy (and the realization that 3/4 of my clothes are either in the laundry or not iron)....sigh.

This is where I had a blond moment. How difficult it is to match a white t-shirt with the right bra? But nooooo.... for some reason, my brain is not connecting all the dots. First bra I tried... too small, next the cups don't fits, than its the wrong color, next its the wrong texture. After trying 6 bras and frantically littering my dam floor looking for the right fit..... its half pass seven.. dam bra!! Tied my hair to pony tail, grabbed my bag, phone and whats not... dashed out of the house almost tripping down the stairs in my heels, at the same time feeling up to make sure my zipper is done.

Finally boarded the bus and looking at the wrist watch, I'm praying there's no traffic on the highway. The driver must have realized someone trying to cheat on the fare, turning around to face us.. he goes "Who iz duh one you-sing duh con-shay-shun card can chu plez pay chur fare." Now, dude.... what makes him think that one of these mofos (excluding me of course) gonna confess to cheating a ride... puhhlezzzzzzz get to driving the dam bus already.. I'm late dammit.

When the bus stop for the 3rd time to pick up passengers, once again, he turned around to face us and asked the same question. He must have seen the *I don't gives a sh*t* look on my face and decides its a lost case, finally he said "Okay, no one going to admit .. okay, you feel guilty." Dude, I know I paid my fares.... so stop whining about one cheap azz mofo and drive already!! I mean for real.... you think the guilty culprit gonna fess up and goes "Yes sir its me, I'm sorry, here's the bus fare"....... hayle naw.

But I think I know who the culprit is... its that dude in the red baseball hat, acting kinda shady, twitching in his seat... yeah, student has concession pass .. so yeah.. its him. Sneaky lil bastard...

I Declare Jihad Against All Scaling Machine!!!

When I reach home tonight, me, GiGi going to throw away the damn weighing scale cuz I been duped!!!

All this while I thought I've been maintaining my weight at 75kg. I was at the HR dept today, to hand in my medical claim when I saw the scaling machine. Vanity took over me and I weigh myself. The horror when I saw the scale jump up!!!

I gain 5kg!!!!!!!!!!! Oh lawdddd don't tell me that from all the food I took for lunch. All I had was a bowl of noodle!!!!! Argghhh, here I was thinking I lost at least...........at least 2kg (yes I have low expectation) during the fasting season, only to find out I gained 5kg!!! Damn the weighing scale I had at home.....bwahhaaaaahaaaaa I been in denial!!!

As of today, I'm sworn to stay away from all kind of weighing devices!!!

ERK.. DUH!!!!

Okay so I finally managed to change my template. Yeah.. yeah.. but stupid me.. in my states of gunghoness... I forget to save my old template with all my blogrolls and whatever.

Now... I HAVE TO REINSTATE THEM ALL ONE BY ONE...... ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So feeling stupid right now...

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Where Arth Thou Common

Okay.. so I skip my first yoga class cuz I have too much freaking work to do. I have to much freaking work to do that I sprained the back of my thigh right up to my right butt cheek. Yeah you heard me... I SPRAINED MY BUTT CHEEK.

All I remembered was me trying to pick something up from the floor. I must have strain my side turning on my seat trying to pick whatever it was and bam!!! So I thought it will go off overnight... sigh.. it ain't hap'nin. Next day I have ABT, I can't afford to skip cardio, so I attend the lunch hour class and of course, me not being that bright at that particular moment, my thigh and butt cheek hurts more.... STUPIDO!!!

So now, I'm walking around with a little limp. If only I have COMMON to massage my hurting butt cheek... I swear I let him freestyle till he foams in the mouth while he feeling up my bump!!

Sigh... I can only dream....

Sigh ... What A Woman To Do

What a woman to do when she feeling....ohhh soooo... down and out and having a F*ck It Moment?

A certified woman will put on her jean, snug t-shirt, pair of comfortable shoe and head down straight to the malls (yes its plural)!! Yap sirrreeee that's what a certified woman do to get out of the melancholy f*ck it moment state of mind.

Hmmm sistergurl did some damage too. Walk straight to the first shoe shop, her long legs taken over, her mind in shut down mode. Yap sirreee... pick out couple of shoes that caught her eyes and tell the sales assistant to GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU CARRY. No sirreee, sistagurl ain't got no shame in her big ass shoe size. Dammit, I'm 5'11 with no heels on.. you don't expect me to walk around in size 6.... f*ck that! Me and my size 9/10 (depending on the cut/design) will kick your ass from here to Timbuktu if you mess with me. Like a zombie, I starts trying out all the different designs... nearly bag 4 pairs of those babies but something snap! WTF.... THERE ARE OTHER SHOE SHOPS I AIN'T EVEN COVERED YET!!! Sigh... a woman task never ends...

Why this idiot giving me a look like she just swallow a guppy??? All I did was asked if this shoe looks gorgeous... Shit don't tell me, she ain't never had a total stranger asking her for opinion. I swear she look panic stricken. She did managed to mumble...Uhh ..mm.. its a nice color on you. I'm like.. DUH I ASKED IF ITS LOOK GOOD...YOU STUPID B*TCH. Okay this f*ck it mode I'm in was really bad... more damage need to be done to soothe my soul. I was marching in from one shop to another like a soldier on a mission.

When a confuse shopper taps me on the shoulder and asked for an opinion, I be really flattered and will tell them the truth if its look good or just damn ugly... but of course.. I be real polite when I have to give the ugly truth. As for myself, I'm not afraid to ask a total stranger for their opinion if I can't seems to made up my mind. Most of them be taken by surprise when I asked but always managed to give an almost *truth* answer. I smile, says my thank you and walk away (see I told you I'm polite).

I hardly shop (which is good) but when I do... it be a day of serious purchase power. Where I'm at damn malls be having sales like every months...but despite what you think I can control myself to stay away from the malls....yes will power and the fact I was broke too...lmao. I only shop when there are sales season (I called that being smart... I think..lmao). For example, my favourite brand Mango was having sales the other day, so there I was in my sales combat attire (t-shirt, loose skirt and sandal...oh yeah.. my big lime green Guess shopping bag and yeah water bottle... you don't have the time to run out and buy yourself a latte when you in the momentum of looking for that ohhh yeah that a purty top) ready to do serious damaged. Take my time rummaging through clothes shelves, I walk away with 10 pairs of pants, from casual to work in different colours and design at half the price!! Shit I ain't about to pay $140 for each pair... f*ck that!! See... I'm smart.... what you don't agree.. well eff u too... lol.

Now the worst part .... uhhh.. when you have to deal with the credit card bill. Yeah ain't that a b*tch!! I have two expression when I look at my bill... A) Ohh that ain't so bad. B) OH WTF DID I BUY??!!!

From my last ..uhh.. shopping spree... take a wild guess which expression I end up with...lol.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he kicked the Persian messenger and his cronies into the well. Realising Sparta was going to be under attack, King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 of his loyal armies marched to the Golden Gate to defend his beloved city from the Persians armies led by Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) who hail himself as god, awaiting to conquer Sparta into the empire.

Of course its not complete if the war epic did not include politic, betrayal, love, honor, courage, loyalty, bravery and brotherhood. The traitor, Sparta councilman (Dominic West) desires to become the king leads him to accept bribes from Xerxes, while the Queen (Lena Headey) unwillingly gave herself to him, in returned for a vote, when she address the councilmen. She made a convincing plea to a room full of testosterone, requesting the Spartan soldiers be deployed not for the king but for the future of Sparta, only to be betrayed by the traitor, as he called her a Queen whore. King Leonidas with his limited armies was having a hell of time against the Persian troops, sent one of his trusted soldier back to Sparta, to tell the story how the brave fought till the last man standing to defend Sparta from Xerxes takeover. The Spartans' heroism and sacrifice inspires all of Greece to unite against the Persian invaders. The story is loosely based on the Battle of Thermopylae which took place in the summer of 480 BC.

Now, I'm not a big fan of war epic movies... but damn this movie is good!! Sure its kinda gory with the blood and fighting, but heck what you expect its a historical war movie. The fighting technic and the team work coordination shown the Spartan is superb. Well, it helps that the men were ...mmm.... half naked in leather undie... sigh.. what else can a woman ask for.. can't go wrong with that...lol.

A Lil Breeze Down South

Okay.. I decided to go window shopping last night instead of paying $8 bucks to watch Norbit. Yeah gurl need to feel like Julia Robert in Pretty Woman walking down the mall like she got cash to burn...UHHH NOT!! sigh.. where my damn Richard Gere when I need new pairs of drawls...but shit........gurl sure can pretend!!... hee hee

There I was... gasping and oohing over stuff I can't split my cash on.... (yes I know where my priority lies.. bills need to be paid, my momma need to be fed..hee hee)... damn gurl need to take a tinkle... sashaying my ass over to the ladies.. do the deed.. check myself in the mirror.. make sure my lipstick still there (yes I'm vain like that)... continues with my window spree...

There I was at the men's dept sniffing over my fav cologne (yes I do wear men's cologne) and I notice.. this dude was looking at me.. uhh a lil too intense... I was like WTH... so I pretend like I ain't see him... and continues my window session to the ladies dept.. ohhh I'm liking that $39 dollars bag (no.. I'm not branded conscious)... when suddenly a lady tap me on the shoulder and whispered to me.

OMGawd!! I swear I turn a shade lighter on the spot... I walked as fast as my legs can carry me.. into the ladies washroom and zipped up my damn jean!!.. shit no wonder I was feeling a lil breezy uhh down south... lmao...

While I was too busy checking on my lipstick.. I forget to check if my zipper were done... shhheeetttt... no wonder that dude was staring like he ain't see no lace undie before... thank gawd I listen to momma and put on clean one too!!

Lesson learn...before leaving the joint... touch yourself.. uhh I mean.. check your damn zipper before anything else.

A Doom Attempts...

Okay .. had a panic attacked cuz I was trying to be adventurous and attached new template to my background page. Testing out several I cant seem to find one that I like... cant seem to revert back to my original page... most of my link seems to be missing...OH GAWDDDDDDDD WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE!!!

By trial and error.. I keep trying to revert to my old template. It's showing in preview but for the love of gawd its not saving my dam template. Ahhh by than I was fuming... take a 5 mins break... woooo sahhhhh... tried again and BANG!!!!! there goes my page up again...

Ohh weeee....

The only thing I don't like about blog spot.. they have boring templates....sigh..

I'm going to try and attached new template again.. hopefully it works out for the better in my next trial and error...

Give Me Pain!!!

OH Gawd my back is killing me!! Its been a while since I have a full body massage and I how I'm craving for one NOW!! Lying butt naked, warm oil against your skin as the masseuse starts kneading you body like she kneads dough for bread!! And please don't give me one of those soft massages or I go Ike Turner on you. If you don't hear me goes.. OH Shit, Oh dam and softly crying for 2 secs.. YOU NOT DOING A GOOD JOB AT IT.

It's 5.16pm, Friday and I can't wait to go home. I'm done for the day and looking forward to the weekend. Not that I have any plans but the thought of being comatose in bed seems very enticing right now...

DSC Travel & Living kept showing Sin city... sigh.. I'm so awed by that place its ridiculous. I guess its just the typical tourist reaction...lol. 5 days in Vegas... and it seems I ain't covered from all corners... sigh.. let me covers my trip on Vegas another day.

I'm beginning to hallucinates cuz I swear I'm seeing the Barber Twins... oh lawdd.. yes Tiki and Ronde with nothing else but uhh those tight NFL pant...whoo hoooo... warm oil ready for a rub down.. ahhhh...

Mmm.. n oh yeah.. when they done.. they can read me from one of their books... who cares if its written for kids... just.. uhh.. give me that soothing audio while I doze off to la la land...

Let Me Kareoke...

Was checking my hotmail... the usual spam hoes and unimportant folks forwarding shit that you know you ain't going to read unless someone put a gun toed your head.

I mean.. what is wrong with folks now a days.. they can't say hello but have the time to forward email that was forwarded to them by 4 others folks they have no clue about. Guess it's their way of letting you know they thinking of you..... YEAH I THOUGHT OF YOU.. UHH.. SEE.. YOU PART OF THE ADDRESSEE... uhhh FUCK THAT !!

What pisses me most.. CHAIN FUCKING EMAILS!!!... Gawd... I swear folks are so paranoid!! Folks get all antsy and shit ... and they literally believe in chain email karma.. I swear...don't have faith in the big guy upstairs anymore. I deleted, reply to the sender and told their asses not to email me again...lol.

But today..ohhh tooodayyyyyyy .. I was taking a break from staring at the damn work screen, to check my email...and DAAYYYUUMMMMMM... I nearly fell off my dam seat. A loud gaspeth.. yes GASPETH.. and not gasp...escape my mouth.

There staring back at me... big ass glory pic of a BEAUTIFUL PENITH!!.. yes I said PENITH.. and not penis....lol...just humor me aight... for a while I forget my surrounding.. as my eyes was mesmerized by that uhh..uh.. georgeous looking dick of a man... sigh...

Hmmm... that dick makes me want to kareoke Lionel Ritchie song.. ALL NITE LONG.. ALL NITE.. ALL NITE LONG!!!!... hee hee.. ohh tingle tingle.. I was smiling like a Cheshire cat.. all cheesin and shit..

What can I said.. it makes my mundane work day.. uhh... bearable!!...lol.



ps: yes i do know who the sender is... whooo lawdddd.... *fanning with the church fan*

Ohh.. Kimora Lee

I wish I am Kimora Lee...there I said it!! She is the most gorgeous black asian woman I have ever seen. Now don't get me wrong folks.. I'm strictly mr dicky... but I don't have problems giving props to ladies that God has bless them with the beauty that he created.

Oh yeah.. Kimora Lee. Honestly speaking.. I wish I have her looks. I mean.. there are other Asians beauties.. Aishwara Rai - the Indian Ms Universe (I think that's the title that she holds) is one of the beauties. I can't say I care much for the look of Lucy Liu, she the typical oriental look and she bores me. I remembers when I was a young teenager, I wanted to have eyebrow like Brooke Shield, she was the rage back than.. well she still pretty not in the conventional way.. or drop dead gorgeous... I would drawn my eyebrows with the eyebrow pencil (which I bought for $1.90), end up looking like I had permanent black ink tattooed. My cousins would laughed at me till they starts tearing up....lol.. those were the good happy days..

Now back to my fav lady...I love the way Kimora dress, she is sexy and stylish, sometimes outlandish but hey when you have the kind of money that she has.. you can dress any which way you choose... I mean..just look at the pics....don't tell me you don't want to hit that booty (I'm talking to the men here). Her body is perfect, hair all black and shiny, beautiful white smiley teeth...ahhhh... I WISH I'M HER!!...sigh...life is cruel to ugly folks...lol.

Besides being ghettolicious...She is loud and disgustingly rich.. but hey.. she works hard to get where she at now...but she also gives back to help out the needy... now how many of us do that.. Hmm.. since I can't be Kimora Lee (wish by some miracle spell will swap our lives...lol) all else fails... I WISH I'M HER SISTER......lmao .. at least I can come over and borrow her clothes or have her hands me down (I be over with the U-Haul just for that...lol) .. shoot beggars can't be chooser...lol....but in my case... I'm just wishful thinking...lol.